Well……after a summer of watching World Cup Soccer players hit the ground in writhing pain for several minutes when a 6-year-old girl in row 38 turns on her personal cooling fan or noting Sophie Cunningham now gets more Instagram time than Taylor Swift and her 380lb.husband Travis Kelce, WE FINALLY get back to College Football. ZT was starting to watch reruns of WWE summer slams from the 1990’s and attempting to access his old music streaming service Grooveshark. Padre was simply reading multiple UF Blogs and watching Spurrier videos on YouTube. So once again, welcome back College Football and not a minute too soon!
Questions to be answered this year:
Did Curt Cignetti cheat on Chipotle in the offseason by eating Taco Bell just to prove he could and still wear white pants?
Is Bill Belichick secretly trying to recruit Denzel Washington (aka Coach Herman Boone) to help coach the Tarheels after Jordan Hudson made him watch Remember the Titans on Netflix?
Can any AI platform successfully analyze what Coach Orgeron is saying when he gets excited?
Will Lane Kiffin tweet something at halftime that will require an official LSU statement on Sunday?
Will anyone in Baton Rouge ever wear a #5 Jersey again?
Will Nancy Grace announce on Fox News she has evidence that Notre Dame is actually in the ACC?
Will Ryan Day admit Dr. Fauci advised him from 2020-2024 that Ohio State could not beat Michigan until all Buckeyes were vaccinated?
Will the transfer portal require TSA precheck approval by November?
Will the Padre dominate ZT, yet again, in the 2026 Pigskin Prognostication?
These questions and more to be answered by January 25, 2027, at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The Padre and ZT will be ready to prognosticate by Labor Day……
Pigskin Prognostications by the Piedmont Padre and Zimmern's Twin 